Hello, my name is Siggi, and I’ve found a great way to make money. It’s really simple. You buy lot’s of money (I’m talking thousands of money here!) for not so many money (it could be only 2 or 3 money!). Obviously you want to know more, right?
Here’s the deal. I’m leaving London after a years stay. During this period I’ve collected lots and lots of coins. I’m really bad with small money so I just put them in a box. So, last night, I had plenty of better things to do, but I decided to count the money in the box. Took a while, but it turned out to be £30.37!
Earlier that week, I had been to a local bank, Nat West to be precise. I told them about my treasure chest, and asked if I could bring the money over and they would give me notes instead. They asked if I was in business with them, I said no, they asked what bank I used, I said I didn’t use a bank. They told me I was hopeless, and said I should go to the post office. I said fuck you. Who goes with a box full of money to a post office?
I’ve asked my flat mate to buy the chest from me, and at first he said he’d do it, but then he said no. He such a stubborn prick (wow, that sounds very english). So that’s why I’ve decided to use the internet to try to sell my money.
My offer goes a little something like this: I have lots of money. And I’m willing to sell it for much less money. We’re talking about £30.37 here, and it’s always growing! I’m asking for £25 in notes instead. Did you hear what I said. We’re talking about £5.37+ in profit!!
Please contact me if you’re interested in this once-in-a-lifetime offer.
Serious bidders only.
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